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Here are some humorous ways to describe Valentine's Day restaurant specials:

1. "Love is in the air... and so are the prices of our Valentine's Day menu. Come and hang out with us and empty your pockets for the one you love."

2. "This Valentine's Day, we're not just setting the table, we're setting the bar for the most overpriced menu of the year. But hey, at least it comes with a side of love!"

3. "Treat your significant other to a romantic dinner they'll never forget... or at least not until the credit card bill comes. 😉"

4. "Our Valentine's Day special: where our food is as overpriced as your date's expectations. Just kidding, we're not that expensive... or are we?"

5. "Join us for a romantic evening of overeating and over-tiping. Don't worry, it's all worth it for love... or so they say."

6. "Why buy a gift when you can buy a whole menu? Treat your loved one to a meal they won't forget (but their wallet will). 😅"

7. "Our Valentine's Day menu is like a love story - it starts with an appetizer, gets a little more expensive with the entree, and ends with a sweet dessert that will leave you feeling satisfied... and broke. 🤷‍♂️"

8. "Love is a many-splendored thing... and so are our prices. Treat your loved one to a lavish meal they'll never forget, or at least not until the bill comes."

9. "Date night, caviar, and champagne, oh my! We've got everything you need to make your Valentine's Day unforgettable, except for the affair you'll have with the credit card company. 😉"

10. "Join us for a romantic evening of fine dining, extravagant decor, and a check that'll make your heart skip a beat. In a good way, of course. 😉"

11. "We're not just setting the mood, we're setting the price. Come and celebrate Valentine's Day with us and leave your budget at the door."

12. "We're offering a special deal for all you romantic folks out there. Buy one entree, get one free... or at least that's what we tell ourselves. 😉"

13. "Why buy a box of chocolates when you can buy a multi-course meal that'll make your date swoon? Treat your loved one to a night to remember... or at least until the check comes."

14. "Our Valentine's Day menu is like a box of chocolates - it's overpriced, fattening, and completely worth it. Come and indulge with us!"

15. "We know you want to impress your date, but we also want to impress your wallet. Come and join us for a Valentine's Day dinner that won't leave you penniless... promise!"

I hope you found these humorous descriptions amusing!