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Subject Server Training Checklist: A Culinary Comedy

Section 1: The Art of Greeting

Smile like a Cheshire cat
Greet guests with a grin that could light up a dark alley.

Introduce yourself with flair
"Hi there, my name is 'Captain Sarcasm' and I'll be your server tonight. Prepare for a night of witty banter and questionable jokes."

Offer a complimentary "eye roll"
For those guests who just can't seem to make up their minds.

Section 2: Order Taking

Listen attentively, or pretend to
Nod your head vigorously, even if you're secretly wondering if the guest is ordering a "unicorn steak."

Repeat the order with a dramatic flair
"So, you'll have the 'Apocalypse Burger' with extra 'End of the World' sauce. May I suggest a side of 'Despair Fries'?"

Handle special requests with grace
"Sure, I can have the chef remove the 'joy' from your 'Happy Meal.' No problem."

Section 3: Food and Beverage Service

Deliver food with a flourish
"Behold, the 'Mount Everest of Nachos'! May it conquer your hunger and leave you gasping for air."

Pour drinks with precision
"Your 'Liquid Courage' is ready, sir. May it embolden you to ask for that second date."

Clear plates with a theatrical flair
"And now, the grand finale! Let us remove the evidence of your culinary adventure."

Section 4: Customer Interaction

Engage in witty banter
"So, how's the 'Chicken of the Sea' treating you? Is it as salty as the ocean itself?"

Handle complaints with a touch of sarcasm
"I understand your 'steak' is a bit 'well done.' Perhaps you should have ordered the 'Crematorium Special' instead."

Offer a complimentary "sarcastic apology"
"I'm so sorry for the delay. We're doing our best to serve you at the speed of a sloth on a sugar rush."

Section 5: Closing the Sale

Suggest desserts with a wink
"May I tempt you with our 'Chocolate Lava Cake'? It's so rich, it'll make your taste buds do a happy dance."

Offer a final quip
"Thank you for dining with us. May your next meal be as memorable as this one... for all the wrong reasons."

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